I recently had the exquisite honour of taking tea and cheesecake galore with that delightfully delectable minx, vintage model and self confessed food lover Miss Emmerald Barwise.  As she tipped the saucepot over her outstanding pasties, it struck me that you too would be seduced by her undoubted charms and so, for your pleasure, we conducted an intimate interview by way of an introduction.  Just a quickie you understand...ahem...all will be revealed READ MORE

On the 11th August a fine fellowship of mad-cap adventurers, united by their passion for bikes and barbering, set off on a mission to support Make-A-Wish which turns the dreams of seriously ill children into extraordinary real-life magic. READ MORE

Celebrating BarbersRide 2019, Captain Fawcett is delighted to present a tonsorial treasure trove of barbering tools in one Special Edition Package, providing the modern barber with classic designs, honed and enhanced over centuries in accordance with the Captain’s own insistence on superb craftsmanship. READ MORE

Imagine, if you will, a misty morning in the verdant hills above Lake Edward upon the border of Congo and Uganda, in the western branch of the East African Rift. For it is here, a few miles south of the Equator, that a splendidly thrilling tale thus unfolds...Read More 

I am simply delighted to announce that Captain Fawcett’s Triumphant collaboration with actor, comedian & all round good egg Rufus Hound has resulted in a rather splendid Signature Series Eau De Parfum. READ MORE

“Win an Epic Grooming Kit" with Douglas Laing & Captain Fawcett Ltd.

The prize is a an Epic Grooming Kit set containing 1 x Bottle of The Epicurean (70cl), 1 x The Quintessential Grooming Guide for the Modern Gentleman book – handsigned by the Captain, 1 x Big Peat Moustache Wax and 1 x Folding Pocket Comb. There are two sets available. READ MORE

In its first two years BarbersRide has already raised over £21,000 for charity.  I now present BarbersRide 2019.  Will you go the distance? READ MORE

Gadzooks!  My Right Hand Man is on the box!  He has somehow found himself centre stage of a new vintage-themed BBC1 show called Curiosity. Considering he says he only popped out for a packet of wine gums, this is indeed a curious turn up for the books. The Right Hand Man’s starring episode airs at 2.15 on Wednesday 3rd April. The show will be screened every day at that time from today and for the next 3 weeks. Read More Here

Captain Fawcett was delighted to welcome guests from all over the known globe to his simply splendid candle lit soiree this last Saturday evening. It is reported that a superb time was had by all. Read More Here

Photo credit: Captain Fawcett's Ambassador Glynn Gwbeard

It’s a rare thing to find me at a loss for words but after receiving such news, emotion compels me to be brief.  For at a rather splendid dinner hosted by Lord Mayor with Lynn News at the Kings Lynn Corn Exchange, Captain Fawcett Ltd was awarded the accolade Small Business of the Year. Read More Here

I say!  Did you know that Captain Fawcett’s Synthetic Fibre Shaving Brush not only whips up a superb lather, it is splendidly vegan-friendly?  ‘Now, hang on there a moment old chum,’ you may well exclaim, ‘but I expect only the very best from Captain Fawcett and therefore must admit I was under the distinct impression that the very best shaving brushes are crafted using the finest Badger hair.  Do explain!’ Read more here

Further to clearing one’s olfactory pipes in this season of snuffles and sniffles, did you know that 15% of every purchase of Captain Fawcett’s Physician Mentholated Moustache Wax goes straight to The Lions Barber Collective? This international pride of top barbers work together to raise awareness for the prevention of suicide. Read more here

By popular request and further inspired by the success of the ‘Gentleman’s Stiffener’ Speyside Malt Whisky Moustache Wax, I am delighted to introduce you to my luxuriant whisky-inspired ‘Gentleman’s Tipple Whisky Beard Oil’.  Warmly spiced and a little nutty (not unlike my Right Hand Man) the scent of this opulent elixir is lavishly infused with the aroma notes of the Captain’s preferred wee dram, recalling nights by a glowing fire amid the golden glens and rushing rivers of the Highlands. Read more here

Captain Fawcett's RH Man headed to London for what was supposed to be a seemingly routine business trip - after a taxi ride with Gary (a user of the Captains Moustache Wax), a quick trim at the Pall Mall Barbers, he ended the day with ice cream. Read more here.

One evening the Captain, himself no stranger to the tattooist’s dart, was asked by a freshly inked chum what potions he might have brought back from his travels which would soothe the skin. It transpired that a combination of aforementioned Dragon’s Blood and Snake Vine, a potent bush medicine used by the Aboriginal people who dwelt on Australia’s Eastern shores and acquired by the Captain en route to his visit his cousin Tasmania who resided, entirely coincidentally, in Tasmania, worked so extraordinarily well that it was clear this discovery must be shared. Read more here.

In the distant days of yore, when Her Majesty Queen Victoria sat firmly on the throne and Great Britain truly ruled the waves, Sutherland Macdonald, lately returned from serving in the British Army, raised the shutters on his newly opened Tattoo parlour situated above a Turkish Bath House in London’s fashionable St James’s. Read more here

The 2017 Remington Beard Boss World Beard & Moustache Championships in Austin, Texas were a veritable delight! A HUGE thank you to the mighty Austin Facial Hair Club and the staff/volunteers at the Long Center for being such welcoming hosts, and of course to each and every one of you that visited my Right Hand Man at the Captain's pop-up Gentleman's Emporium. Read more here

I am delighted to have collaborated with the esteemed Harnaam Kaur, The Bearded Dame, in concocting a delectable and rejuvenating Hair Elixir.

Harnaam first came to my attention after viewing her on my televisual device, after which myself and Brock Elbank invited her to be part of #Project60.

She has polycystic ovary syndrome, which is a hormonal disorder that, among other side effects, can cause excess hair growth, resulting in her full and magnificent beard. In fact, Harnaam holds the 2017 Guinness World Record for youngest female with a full beard. Read more here 

I should like to express my personal, heartfelt thanks to those of you who took the time & trouble to travel both far and wide (strangely reminiscent of my ex wife) to Norfolk to join the Captain in celebrating the grand opening of his esteemed Gentlemen's Emporium in the fair town of Kings Lynn... I understand that a simply splendid time was had by all... Huzzah! Read more here