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12 July 2024

QUITE SIMPLY OUT OF THIS WORLD! GET IT NOW!  The first 1000 bottles will be accompanied by a Limited Edition Nebula Guitar Pick, and to top it all, you will also receive a John Petrucci Monogrammed Enamel Badge with a signed and numbered card... signed by none other than John Petrucci himself.

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04 July 2024

Calling all gentlemen of America! Captain Fawcett USA is now open and ready for business. And with a special celebratory 10% discount code to boot! Huzzah! Captain Fawcett is thrilled to announce the launch of his new and exclusive USA website, specially designed for his discerning chums across the pond. Owzat?

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30 June 2024

It’s the Sam to your Frodo, the Alfred to your Batman, the Watson to your Holmes…Naturally, I speak of none other than Hair Conditioner, your Shampoo’s very own Right Hand Man. So if you’re a chap whose crowning glory resembles tumbleweed, read on…

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14 June 2024

Left it terrifyingly late? Hear that Daddy deadline whooshing past? Never fear! Captain Fawcett’s Gift Cards are delivered to your inbox IMMEDIATELY! And they start at a mere £5 — simply spiffing for a young whippersnapper’s pocket money. Or go completely bananas, break the bank and treat the Old Man to a veritable fistful of Gift Cards. By Jove!

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13 June 2024

2024 puts the focus on the good old prostate. The veritable gentleman’s valet of male anatomy, this muscular little gland whips up an invigorating smoothie to prepare the swimming team (sperm) for their great expedition. Not all will make it, many will perish in the attempt, but the very fact you exist to peruse these words means at least one of the little blighters prevailed.

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07 June 2024

Father’s Day looms large chums! Sunday 16th June to be precise. But even with fair warning, why on earth do so many of us leave buying Father’s Day gifts (or anything else, for that matter) until the eleventh hour? Should you find yourself in this all too familiar predicament, perchance some of these notions will strike a chord…

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10 May 2024

John Petrucci and Captain Fawcett returned to the studio to refine and retune the Nebula fragrance. The spectacular new arrangement is a fresh rendition, complementing the Nebula line up, whilst blazing its own dazzling trail. Pure harmony in a symphony of perpetual cosmic change.

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23 April 2024

Captain Fawcett is enormously proud to be Highly Commended in The Department for Business and Trade 2024 Made in the UK, Sold to the World Awards! To be recognised in such outstanding company is truly a huge honour, shared by the whole Fawcett crew including the Captain's highly esteemed colleagues, friends and distributors across the globe.

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17 April 2024

Captain Fawcett is hugely excited to be joining forces with award-winning Barber Educator Sid Sottung, taking to the road for ‘Captain Fawcett’s Barbering Masterclass with Sid Sottung, European Tour 2024’. The Captain has worked with highly esteemed European distributors and local barbershops, who will host a sequence of educational events. 

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08 March 2024

From an incredible 700 entries hailing from around the globe, Captain Fawcett’s ‘Expedition Reserve’ Matt Styling and Volumising Hair Powder has been nominated as 1 of just 3 finalists in the ‘Men's Grooming Products & Accessories’ category for Cosmoprof Bologna's famed ‘Oscars of Beauty’ awards.

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20 February 2024

Think those handsomely dishevelled chaps really ‘just woke up like this’?Don’t be ridiculous! There’s a secret to their artfully casual style. And Captain Fawcett is here to spill the tea. Or, indeed, the powder. Introducing Captain Fawcett’s ‘Expedition Reserve’ Matt Styling and Volumising Hair Powder...

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06 February 2024

Captain Fawcett has created just 1000 of these fabulous Ricki Hall Limited Edition enamel badges to celebrate the swanky new gold cap adorning Ricki’s award-winning 'Booze & Baccy' Eau De Parfum Signature Series. Styled in classy gold and black, each highly collectible pin is presented on a dapper little card signed and numbered by the man himself. Bosh!

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01 January 2024

This year discipline danced with defiance in an eloquent expression of individuality, and every decision left an indelible mark upon the vast canvas of time. The Right Hand Man embarked upon an epic two-wheel road trip, a renegade cowboy etched against the setting sun.

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06 December 2023

Christmas comes adorned with fireside memories and talk of adventures yet to come. What exceptional gift might encapsulate the journey from one’s wide-eyed boyish dreams to the rugged quests of manhood? Captain Fawcett’s Limited Edition Monogrammed Leather Luggage Tag is beautifully handcrafted by the wallet and luggage maker to King Charles III...

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24 November 2023

’Tis the season of stockings and wish lists chums! With 30% off absolutely everything until Midnight GMT on Monday, now is the time to treat yourself, replenish supplies and finish your shopping. Or, ahem, get started… The delightfully helpful, madcap crew at Fawcett HQ have paused for just a moment to share a festive roundup of all they’re loving on the Emporium shelves.

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22 November 2023

At last the Right Hand Man is homeward bound, hurling defiance to the wind as he swings by barbershops across the magnificence of Europe. Fuelled by the rhythm of rebellion he rides, the road beneath his wheels singing the song of freedom. So strap in tight and hold on for dear life, we’re riding shotgun on the Last Leg of Captain Fawcett’s Great Expedition 2023. Blighty here he comes - tally ho! 

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01 November 2023

This ain’t your grandma’s Sunday drive. Captain Fawcett’s Right Hand Man took the long way round on the road of tonsorial dreams. A lifelong outlaw with a penchant for chaos and ice-cream, Richie Finney and his trusty motorcycle carved a trail of mayhem through the magnificent barbershops of Europe. Join him for the Grand Finale of Captain Fawcett’s Great Expedition 2024.

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01 October 2023

To celebrate International Coffee Day - Captain Fawcett is delighted to announce a simply splendid 24 HOUR discount on his preferred pick-me-up! Buy One, get 50% Off Another, on Captain Fawcett’s very own Congo Single Origin Coffee! Mix and match, if you will, choosing from medium ground or whole beans for one’s personal grinder. I say!

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ATTENTION ALL MUSEUM VISITORS

Captain Fawcett would recommend all visitors to contact the Captain in advance of your visit. Please click here to send a communique.

Captain Fawcett's Emporium & Marvellous Barbershop Museum.
Friesian Way, King's Lynn, Norfolk PE30 4JQ United Kingdom

It should be noted that Captain Fawcett and his adventures are a work of wild and fanciful imagination.
Any resemblance between the characters and persons living or dead is purely coincidental.

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