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Captain Fawcett's Private Stock Beard Oil - Starring Ricki Hall

Posted on December 03, 2013 by Captain P. Fawcett

Without further ado it is my sincere pleasure to be able showcase my very latest cinematic effort, informing dear chums about the wonders of using Captain Fawcett's (CF.332) Private Stock Beard Oil. A delectable blend of fragrant essential oils fused with Sweet Almond, Jojoba and Vitamin E base oils, if used daily this elegantly scented balance of Cedarwood, Black Pepper, Patchouli and Palmarosa essential oils will soothe, moisturise and invigorate both skin and facial hair. Featuring the suave and sophisticated Ricki Hall. Shot in Sussex with the kind permission of Verralls Classic Motorcycles. Directed by Tom Woodrow. Produced by Geek Media Ltd.

I should like to take this opportunity to thank Mr Ricki Hall and of course my dear Mother, without whom none of this would have been possible.. but I digress.. Hurrah for the Hirsute!

Good Day. Fawcett.

Team Fawcett Needs You!

Posted on November 07, 2013 by Captain P. Fawcett

Team Fawcett Movember Promo - Ylang Ylang from James Lightbown on Vimeo.

I say chums its all a little bit on the hush hush don’t you know, but a couple of old school blighters have clubbed together to form ‘Team Fawcett’ for Movember 2013. It’s a noble bid to raise some much needed coin for research into men’s cancer.. Have a dekko at the film and jolly well join in.
 
Damn fine fillies, what? But I digress.. nurse… NURSE …oh botheration. Fawcett.

 
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