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30 June 2024

It’s the Sam to your Frodo, the Alfred to your Batman, the Watson to your Holmes…Naturally, I speak of none other than Hair Conditioner, your Shampoo’s very own Right Hand Man. So if you’re a chap whose crowning glory resembles tumbleweed, read on…

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14 June 2024

Left it terrifyingly late? Hear that Daddy deadline whooshing past? Never fear! Captain Fawcett’s Gift Cards are delivered to your inbox IMMEDIATELY! And they start at a mere £5 — simply spiffing for a young whippersnapper’s pocket money. Or go completely bananas, break the bank and treat the Old Man to a veritable fistful of Gift Cards. By Jove!

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07 June 2024

Father’s Day looms large chums! Sunday 16th June to be precise. But even with fair warning, why on earth do so many of us leave buying Father’s Day gifts (or anything else, for that matter) until the eleventh hour? Should you find yourself in this all too familiar predicament, perchance some of these notions will strike a chord…

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08 March 2024

From an incredible 700 entries hailing from around the globe, Captain Fawcett’s ‘Expedition Reserve’ Matt Styling and Volumising Hair Powder has been nominated as 1 of just 3 finalists in the ‘Men's Grooming Products & Accessories’ category for Cosmoprof Bologna's famed ‘Oscars of Beauty’ awards.

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20 February 2024

Think those handsomely dishevelled chaps really ‘just woke up like this’?Don’t be ridiculous! There’s a secret to their artfully casual style. And Captain Fawcett is here to spill the tea. Or, indeed, the powder. Introducing Captain Fawcett’s ‘Expedition Reserve’ Matt Styling and Volumising Hair Powder...

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06 December 2023

Christmas comes adorned with fireside memories and talk of adventures yet to come. What exceptional gift might encapsulate the journey from one’s wide-eyed boyish dreams to the rugged quests of manhood? Captain Fawcett’s Limited Edition Monogrammed Leather Luggage Tag is beautifully handcrafted by the wallet and luggage maker to King Charles III...

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24 November 2023

’Tis the season of stockings and wish lists chums! With 30% off absolutely everything until Midnight GMT on Monday, now is the time to treat yourself, replenish supplies and finish your shopping. Or, ahem, get started… The delightfully helpful, madcap crew at Fawcett HQ have paused for just a moment to share a festive roundup of all they’re loving on the Emporium shelves.

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01 October 2023

To celebrate International Coffee Day - Captain Fawcett is delighted to announce a simply splendid 24 HOUR discount on his preferred pick-me-up! Buy One, get 50% Off Another, on Captain Fawcett’s very own Congo Single Origin Coffee! Mix and match, if you will, choosing from medium ground or whole beans for one’s personal grinder. I say!

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29 September 2023

Celebrating three phenomenal years since 'Nebula' launched into the stratosphere, Captain Fawcett’s Signature Series collaboration with Rock Star John Petrucci is a truly stellar composition, nothing less than a tribute to the grand symphony of the universe. Order between 29.9.23 - 2.10.23 for a majestic 30% discount on Nebula’s entire Rock ’n’ Roll line-up.

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31 August 2023

Hands off your razors chums, Saturday is World Beard Day! For this day ONLY Captain Fawcett will be giving you a mighty 30% discount on all Captain Fawcett Beard Care products. Do tell all your splendidly bearded chums! Just head to Captain Fawcett's online Emporium between midnight tonight and midnight on 2 September [UK time].

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14 August 2023

Make summer holiday packing simple and take only what you need. Whether you’re planning the adventure of a lifetime, a smart city break or a buckets and spades weekend at the good old British seaside, Captain Fawcett has it covered! So take the stress out of travel preparations with this handy check list of gentleman’s vacation essentials.

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19 June 2023

Announcing Captain Fawcett’s scorching Midsummer sale - for 1 week only! 19-25 June 30% CODE: SONOFABEACH. Calling the boys of summer! Yes chaps, you heard it right! Captain Fawcett is giving you a cool 30% off everything in his ENTIRE COLLECTION! But items are available only while stocks last, so make sure you dive in now to secure your favourites!

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05 June 2023

Need help finding the perfect present for discerning Dads? No problem dear chum! From groovy gifts for first time Dads to traditional style for beloved grandpas, Captain Fawcett’s Emporium is your one-stop shop for absolutely everything a fantastic father could want.

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30 April 2023

Captain Fawcett’s award-winning ‘Hair Couture’collection provides a full range of men’s hair care and hair styling products. And there are more to come later in 2023! Hairzzah! To celebrate the long awaited completion of the Captain’s extraordinarily handsome quartet of Patent Pomades, every order from the ‘Hair Couture’ collection will include a highly collectible ‘Hair Couture’ card.

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14 December 2022

Simply Splendid Gifts. Something of that hopeful little boy lives forever in all grown men. And by Jove, we could all do with a touch of magic, what?! Make a fellow’s bleary eyes sparkle on Christmas morning with soaps to savour, coffee to quaff, fragrant moustache waxes, aromatic beard oils, sumptuous perfumes and all manner of nifty little accessories to intrigue and delight.

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12 December 2022

For lo the days are hastening on! Still trying to find the perfect gifts for men in your life? Fawcett to the rescue with a panoply of gentlemanly personalities and presents to match! I say! Captain Fawcett has his own completely unscientific and entirely bonkers approach! Perchance the real conundrum is, how do others see you, eh?! At least your reputation as a first rate giver of gifts is guaranteed! 

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29 November 2022

I sleigh! Even the most charming gentlemen can be dashed difficult when it comes to choosing presents, what? Every chap knows there’s nothing more pleasing than unwrapping a gift he’ll actually use. And a really rather delightful one at that! The Captain has pre-paired exquisite Gentlemen’s Grooming Essentials, making it easy to choose the perfect gift for men. 

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15 August 2022

Introducing the Captain's simply magnificent and entirely new product line of most efficacious Hair Pomades. Created with old school panache, these Pomades will ensure the discerning gentleman goes about his business with neer a hair out of place. And there is no-one more qualified to talk you through the new range than the remarkable Sid Sottung.

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01 June 2022
Captain Fawcett Ltd is simply delighted and immensely proud to announce winning the ‘Highly Commended’ status in the 2022 Pure Beauty Global Awards. The Captain‘s Maharajah Eau De Parfum has been ‘Highly Commended’ in the Best New Niche Fragrance category. Huzzah! Read more



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Captain Fawcett's Emporium & Marvellous Barbershop Museum.
Friesian Way, King's Lynn, Norfolk PE30 4JQ United Kingdom

It should be noted that Captain Fawcett and his adventures are a work of wild and fanciful imagination.
Any resemblance between the characters and persons living or dead is purely coincidental.

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