As August wanes and September’s cooler breath wafts gently in like fine wine and the glorious Summer of the Beard draws to a close, your vintage Beard needs a smooth transition from heatwave to harvest season. It’s the perfect time to sharpen your style, maintain protection, and prepare for the changing weather.
Ah, sweet August! The very height of summer when the sun beats down and the mercury climbs. Unless, that is, it’s a British Bank Holiday weekend, in which case, pack a brolly. For the hirsutegentleman embracing Summer of the Beard, all kinds of damp weatherpresents a conundrum: sweat, humidity, summer rain, and all that easy living, can turn your once-magnificent mane into a tangle of unruly mayhem.
Gentlemen, let us put this ridiculous notion to rest once and for all! A Beard is not your enemy in the heat. Indeed, it is quite the opposite. In fact, your bountiful facial foliage is the unsung hero of summer grooming, providing shade, protection and undeniably debonair style. Welcome to the Summer of the Beard….
Captain Fawcett is proud to announce the Signature Series Eau De Parfum ‘Booze & Baccy’, co-created with Ricki Hall, has won Highly Commended in the Best Fragrance category at the prestigious Pure Beauty Global Awards 2025.
Captain Fawcett’s Eau De Cologne complements companion items in the ‘Expedition Reserve’ range and may be applied liberally to refresh skin after shaving, mist through hair and spritz towels and linens.
The beauty of crafting a small batch product, handmade in-house, is that Captain Fawcett is always ready to leap into action and respond with immediate effect, yet never forced to compromise on the tip top quality demanded, by the most discerning of gentlemen!
Captain Fawcett is proud to announce his 'Bianco Classico' Beard Butter has WON the category for 'Men's Grooming Products & Accessories' at the prestigious Cosmoprof Worldwide Bologna 2025 Awards! Huzzah!
To celebrate the birthday of that dashing thespian, motorcyclist and bounder Rufus Hound, the next 1,000 bottles of Captain Fawcett’s Signature Series Triumphant Eau De Parfum will be accompanied by a rather saucy Limited Editionenamel badge.
Here’s to that vessel of warmth and fireside camaraderie — ‘The Stiffener for Nobility and Sundry’! Huzzah! Only 100 of these highly collectible pieces have been made.Each with a signed & numbered certificate and two nifty snifter cups, with a funnel for filling without spilling a precious drop!
Captain Fawcett’s Signature Series Barberism® Eau De Parfum, created with Sid Sottung, will also receive a striking Limited Edition enamel badge bearing Sid Sottung’s Monogram in blood red on polished black, a slash of scarlet lipstick on a suit collar. Just 1,000 of these highly collectible pins have been created.
Naturally, the Captain is rather partial to spreading lashings of salted butter on his afternoon crumpets, but rubbing Butter into one’s beard? By Jove! Are you quite sure sir? Do tell us more…Beard Butter and Beard Balm both help to maintain a healthy, well-groomed beard, but these stalwarts of the gentleman’s grooming arsenal each serve slightly different purposes.
The Captain proudly introduces his latest range - the magnificent ‘Bianco Classico’. Tailored for all hair types, ‘Bianco Classico’ is simply sensational for white, grey and platinum Silver Foxes. Huzzah! ‘Bianco Classico’ includes a Beard Butter, Moustache Wax and Purple Shampoo, all designed to highlight the natural brilliance of your handsome silvery strands.
Let the cooler weather be an invitation to add a delectable touch of luxury to one’s daily routine. As such, I hereby present the Captain’s preferred seasonal selection for a gentleman’s autumn grooming kit.
Both Captain Fawcett’s ‘Nebula’ Eau De Parfum Signature Series with John Petrucci and Captain Fawcett’s ‘Expedition Reserve’ Matt Styling and Volumising Hair Powder have been selected in the Best New Fragrance and Best New Hair Styling Product categories respectively.
Much as the Right Hand Man wilts when denied ice-cream on a hot afternoon, if left exposed to the air, Clay Hair Pomade tends to lose its pep. Here is the Right Hand Man, demonstrating how to protecting one’s Pomade from the elements, as one might preserve a prized vintage port.
It’s the Sam to your Frodo, the Alfred to your Batman, the Watson to your Holmes…Naturally, I speak of none other than Hair Conditioner, your Shampoo’s very own Right Hand Man. So if you’re a chap whose crowning glory resembles tumbleweed, read on…
Left it terrifyingly late? Hear that Daddy deadline whooshing past? Never fear! Captain Fawcett’s Gift Cards are delivered to your inbox IMMEDIATELY! And they start at a mere £5 — simply spiffing for a young whippersnapper’s pocket money. Or go completely bananas, break the bank and treat the Old Man to a veritable fistful of Gift Cards. By Jove!
Father’s Day looms large chums! Sunday 16th June to be precise. But even with fair warning, why on earth do so many of us leave buying Father’s Day gifts (or anything else, for that matter) until the eleventh hour? Should you find yourself in this all too familiar predicament, perchance some of these notions will strike a chord…
From an incredible 700 entries hailing from around the globe, Captain Fawcett’s ‘Expedition Reserve’ Matt Styling and Volumising Hair Powder has been nominated as 1 of just 3 finalists in the ‘Men's Grooming Products & Accessories’ category for Cosmoprof Bologna's famed ‘Oscars of Beauty’ awards.
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I’d wager there is no finer release from the bothersome trials of life than unbuttoning one’s waistcoat, settling back and having a shufti at Captain Fawcett’s latest escapades. What larks! Remember chums, the truth may well be stranger than fiction…
Captain Fawcett thoroughly enjoys receiving correspondence from his dear chums. The speediest & most straightforward way to get in touch with the old fellow is via our delightfully accessible contact form. Isn’t technology simply marvellous?
Have you found yourself caught short and without your jar of the trusted ‘Gentlemen’s Stiffener’? Whatever your predicament, rest assured that the Captain’s simply ‘First Class Gentlemen’s Grooming Requisites’ are available from tip top stores around the globe!
It should be noted that Captain Fawcett and his adventures are a work of wild and fanciful imagination.
Any resemblance between the characters and persons living or dead is purely coincidental.