The Captain proudly introduces his latest range - the magnificent ‘Bianco Classico’. Tailored for all hair types, ‘Bianco Classico’ is simply sensational for white, grey and platinum Silver Foxes. Huzzah! ‘Bianco Classico’ includes a Beard Butter, Moustache Wax and Purple Shampoo, all designed to highlight the natural brilliance of your handsome silvery strands.
Let the cooler weather be an invitation to add a delectable touch of luxury to one’s daily routine. As such, I hereby present the Captain’s preferred seasonal selection for a gentleman’s autumn grooming kit.
Captain has teamed up with Simone Thomas Wellness and suffice to say, the Right Hand Man no longer confuses ‘exercise’ with ‘extra fries’. Although the crafty cove remains insistent that carb cutting involves helping himself to another slice of Victoria sponge. Read More to WIN an extra special giveaway...
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CAPTAIN'S JOURNAL
I’d wager there is no finer release from the bothersome trials of life than unbuttoning one’s waistcoat, settling back and having a shufti at Captain Fawcett’s latest escapades. What larks! Remember chums, the truth may well be stranger than fiction…
Captain Fawcett thoroughly enjoys receiving correspondence from his dear chums. The speediest & most straightforward way to get in touch with the old fellow is via our delightfully accessible contact form. Isn’t technology simply marvellous?
Have you found yourself caught short and without your jar of the trusted ‘Gentlemen’s Stiffener’? Whatever your predicament, rest assured that the Captain’s simply ‘First Class Gentlemen’s Grooming Requisites’ are available from tip top stores around the globe!
It should be noted that Captain Fawcett and his adventures are a work of wild and fanciful imagination.
Any resemblance between the characters and persons living or dead is purely coincidental.