I say chums.... I am simply chuffed to bits to read that the esteemed Joe and Co. barbers to the notable have seen fit to lavish such praise on my very own 'Private Stock' Beard Oil, a delectable blend of fragrant essential oils fused with Sweet Almond, Jojoba & Vitamin E base oils. Quite superb. Thank you. It has added a whistle to my lips and a hint of Spring to my step. Whatever next? Carry On. Fawcett.
It is my sincere pleasure to be able showcase my very latest cinematic effort using Captain Fawcett's (CF.332) Private Stock Beard Oil. A delectable blend of fragrant essential oils fused with Sweet Almond, Jojoba and Vitamin E base oils, if used daily this elegantly scented balance of Cedarwood, Black Pepper, Patchouli and Palmarosa essential oils will soothe, moisturise and invigorate. Read more
The Captain and a few of his very dear chums were delighted to be invited to a simply splendid soirée hosted by the reputed Pall Mall Barbers, held at the Boisdale eaterie in Belgravia this Tuesday last. Great fun was had by all, as the canapés and Prosecco flowed thick and fast. You can find some splendid images from the evening on my Facebook page. Carry On Chaps. Fawcett.
I make no apologies for the rambling and on occasion perchance deranged meanderings that have been collected here for your esteemed perusal and delectation. They catalogue the Captain’s latter year tall tales of misadventure & ‘derring do’. I should indicate that peoples names have in the most part been changed to protect the guilty, however having said that some characters will remain instantly recognisable..
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I’d wager there is no finer release from the bothersome trials of life than unbuttoning one’s waistcoat, settling back and having a shufti at Captain Fawcett’s latest escapades. What larks! Remember chums, the truth may well be stranger than fiction…
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