It’s a rare thing to find me at a loss for words but after receiving such news, emotion compels me to be brief. For at a rather splendid dinner hosted by Lord Mayor with Lynn News at the Kings Lynn Corn Exchange, Captain Fawcett Ltd was awarded the accolade Small Business of the Year. And to cap it all, your humble Captain was voted Businessman of the Year. #LoveWestNorfolk
It gives me great pleasure to announce that my First Class Gentleman's Grooming Requisites are now available for purchase at Harvey Nichols, London. Ricki Hall and my Right Hand Man, Richie, attended the most excellent launch of the new Male Grooming Department just a few nights ago. I have attached a selection of photographs for your delight and delectation. All hail the hirsute.
I say chums.... I am simply chuffed to bits to read that the esteemed Joe and Co. barbers to the notable have seen fit to lavish such praise on my very own 'Private Stock' Beard Oil, a delectable blend of fragrant essential oils fused with Sweet Almond, Jojoba & Vitamin E base oils. Quite superb. Thank you. It has added a whistle to my lips and a hint of Spring to my step. Whatever next? Carry On. Fawcett.
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I’d wager there is no finer release from the bothersome trials of life than unbuttoning one’s waistcoat, settling back and having a shufti at Captain Fawcett’s latest escapades. What larks! Remember chums, the truth may well be stranger than fiction…
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Have you found yourself caught short and without your jar of the trusted ‘Gentlemen’s Stiffener’? Whatever your predicament, rest assured that the Captain’s simply ‘First Class Gentlemen’s Grooming Requisites’ are available from tip top stores around the globe!