Christmas with Captain Fawcett: The Best Grooming Gifts for Men
It’s December chums!
The countdown is officially on. There are halls to be decked, wine to be mulled, brandy to be buttered, pies to be minced and eggs to be nogged. (Eh? Shurely shome mishtake!?) One thing is certain…there are presents to be bought! Now us chaps can be awkward blighters, indeed, it’s dashed hard to find the perfect gifts for men. Furthermore the sheer choice can be overwhelming. Plus, it’s simply impossible to park in town! I say, why don’t you stay cosy in the comfort of your own parlour, crank up some festive tunes and let Captain Fawcett do all the hard work for you? Fawcett’s fabulous gift guide for men suits all budgets, with a little luxury for everyone. Let the festivities commence!
Simply Splendid Stocking Fillers - under £15
Something of that hopeful little boy lives forever in all grown men. And by Jove, we could all do with a touch of magic, what?! Make a fellow’s bleary eyes sparkle on Christmas morning with soaps to savour, coffee to quaff, fragrant moustache waxes, aromatic beard oils, sumptuous perfumes and all manner of nifty little accessories to intrigue and delight.
I say old bean!
The Captain’s preferred East Congo coffee is just the ticket for a festive pick-me-up. Invigorating!
Congo Single Origin Coffee [£10]
Get your Assam in gear!
Never confuse her Oolong with your Dong Ding again. Essential gift for tea lovers.
Personalised Tea Mug [£10]
Give it a squeeze
A planet-friendly, hard-working, zero-waste gift. And really rather handsome to boot!
Metal Tube Key [£10.50]
Jolly old St Nick
Old school shaving essential to soothe nicks, close pores & reduce razor burn. Spot on!
Alum Bar [£9.50]
Keep whiskers spick and span with this nifty bit of beard grooming kit.
Folding Pocket Beard Comb [£14.50]
I’m with the band
Trendy button badges for Fawcett aficionados. I ❤️ the Captain!
Tin badges - [Set of 6 for £5]
Not all who wander are lost…
Great beards travel with little bottles. As worn by wizards, dwarves and returning kings.
Travel Size Beard Oil [£15]
Perfume in your pocket
Good fragrance on the road gentlemen.
Mini EDP Collection [£13]
Let’s shake on it
It’s that time of year again. Make sure your chums are in safe hands.
Hand Sanitiser Gel [£4.95]
Keeping A Stiff Upper Lip Regardless
For a ’tache with dash in a flash.
Moustache Wax [£12]
Up to your neck in it
No need for a boob tube? Try a coat for your throat!
Neck Tube [£12]
Don’t worry, it’ll all come out in the wash.
Dhobi bag [£10]
Perfect Presents for Men - under £20
Brown paper packages tied up with string, parcels bedecked cascading ribbons or bundle of tin foil from the recycling bin…however improvised your gift wrapping, it’s truly the thought that counts. Fortunately for you, I have done the thinking, giving you the gift of time. I am rather wonderful if I do say so myself…
Par-tee on dudes
Inside your shirt or out and proud; wear it like you stole it.
T-shirts from [£15]
For revitalising the spirit of adventure from Ullswater to Ulaanbaatar.
Expedition Reserve Body Wash [£16]
Hair care for adventurers, explorers, gardeners, gym junkies and all those who sweat it out.
Expedition Reserve Shampoo [£18]
Neat and tidy
For gentlemen intent upon Keeping A Stiff Upper Lip Regardless. Carry on.
Moustache Comb in Leather Case [£18]
Hair today, shorn tomorrow
Bald as a billiard ball or woolly as a mammoth, luxury is for every kind of body. Sweet as.
Booze & Baccy Bodywash [£18]
Fondle your follicles
Haircare for brilliant blokes from Bognor to Bogotá. Bosh.
Booze & Baccy Shampoo [£19]
Great minds ink alike
For men who wear their heart on their shoulder.
Tattoo After Care Salve [£18]
Born to rum
Soon may the Wellerman come, to bring us sugar and tea and rum…shall he or shanty?
Bay Rum Hair Tonic [£18]
Seas the day
He’s been a wild rover for many a day and he’s spent all his money on splendid hair spray
Sea Salt Spray [£18]
Keep balm and hairy on
(very punny - who writes this stuff?)
Give your chin rug a hug. For hirsute heroes of the first order.
Beard Balm [£19]
Lager than life
Jump in the shower and hop for the best, the most brewtiful hair care for men.
Beer’d Shampoo [£19]
Don’t let your hair down
Never throw shade on a man with Pomade.
Patent Pomades [£19]
Head and shoulders above the rest. AHTH.
Hair Oil [£19]
Smooth as silk
Delightfully soothing, toning and by Jove it smells divine!
Post Shave Balm [£19.50]
Give your man a mani! Keep winter hands supple and ready for the next adventure.
Expedition Reserve Hand Cream [£13.50]
Inspiration for Beard lovers. Powerful portraits of magnificent men. Feast your eyes.
All Hail the Hirsute [£20]
A magnificent gift tome by Captain Peabody Fawcett. It was bound to happen. See what I did there?
The Quintessential Grooming Guide [£20]
In the bag
Hand crafted from flour sacks discovered in the foothills of the Aravalli Mountains, totes amazing.
Tote Bag [£11]
Keeps a man’s favourite tools safe and sound whether home or away.
Handcrafted Leather Razor Case [£16.50]