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Christmas with Captain Fawcett: The Best Grooming Gifts for Men

Posted on December 14, 2022 by Captain P. Fawcett

It’s December chums!

The countdown is officially on. There are halls to be decked, wine to be mulled, brandy to be buttered, pies to be minced and eggs to be nogged. (Eh? Shurely shome mishtake!?) One thing is certain…there are presents to be bought! Now us chaps can be awkward blighters, indeed, it’s dashed hard to find the perfect gifts for men. Furthermore the sheer choice can be overwhelming. Plus, it’s simply impossible to park in town! I say, why don’t you stay cosy in the comfort of your own parlour, crank up some festive tunes and let Captain Fawcett do all the hard work for you? Fawcett’s fabulous gift guide for men suits all budgets, with a little luxury for everyone. Let the festivities commence!

Simply Splendid Stocking Fillers - under £15

Something of that hopeful little boy lives forever in all grown men. And by Jove, we could all do with a touch of magic, what?! Make a fellow’s bleary eyes sparkle on Christmas morning with soaps to savour, coffee to quaff, fragrant moustache waxes, aromatic beard oils, sumptuous perfumes and all manner of nifty little accessories to intrigue and delight.


I say old bean!

Captain Fawcett Coffee

The Captain’s preferred East Congo coffee is just the ticket for a festive pick-me-up. Invigorating! 
Congo Single Origin Coffee [£10]


Get your Assam in gear!

Captain Fawcett Personalised mug

Never confuse her Oolong with your Dong Ding again. Essential gift for tea lovers.
Personalised Tea Mug [£10]


 Give it a squeeze

Captain Fawcett Tube Key

A planet-friendly, hard-working, zero-waste gift. And really rather handsome to boot!
Metal Tube Key [£10.50]


Jolly old St Nick


Captain Fawcett alum Bar

Old school shaving essential to soothe nicks, close pores & reduce razor burn. Spot on!
Alum Bar [£9.50]



Captain Fawcett Beard Comb

Keep whiskers spick and span with this nifty bit of beard grooming kit.
Folding Pocket Beard Comb [£14.50]


I’m with the band

Captain Fawcett Tin Badges

Trendy button badges for Fawcett aficionados. I ❤️ the Captain!
Tin badges - [Set of 6 for £5]


Not all who wander are lost…

Captain Fawcett 10ml Beard Oil

Great beards travel with little bottles. As worn by wizards, dwarves and returning kings.
Travel Size Beard Oil [£15]

Perfume in your pocket

Captain Fawcett Eau De Parfum Collection

Good fragrance on the road gentlemen.

Mini EDP Collection [£13]


Let’s shake on it

Captain Fawcett Sanitiser

It’s that time of year again. Make sure your chums are in safe hands.

Hand Sanitiser Gel [£4.95]


Keeping A Stiff Upper Lip Regardless

Captain Fawcett Moustache Wax

For a ’tache with dash in a flash.

Moustache Wax [£12]


Up to your neck in it

Captain Fawcett Neck Tube

No need for a boob tube? Try a coat for your throat!

Neck Tube [£12]


Cotton on

Don’t worry, it’ll all come out in the wash.

Dhobi bag [£10]

Perfect Presents for Men - under £20

Brown paper packages tied up with string, parcels bedecked cascading ribbons or bundle of tin foil from the recycling bin…however improvised your gift wrapping, it’s truly the thought that counts. Fortunately for you, I have done the thinking, giving you the gift of time. I am rather wonderful if I do say so myself…


Pukka up

Par-tee on dudes

Captain Fawcett t-shirt

Inside your shirt or out and proud; wear it like you stole it.

T-shirts from [£15]


Simply splashing!

Captain Fawcett Body Wash

For revitalising the spirit of adventure from Ullswater to Ulaanbaatar.

Expedition Reserve Body Wash [£16]


Squeaky clean

Expedition Reserve Body Wash

Hair care for adventurers, explorers, gardeners, gym junkies and all those who sweat it out.

Expedition Reserve Shampoo [£18]


Neat and tidy

Moustache Comb & Leather Case

For gentlemen intent upon Keeping A Stiff Upper Lip Regardless. Carry on.

Moustache Comb in Leather Case [£18]


Hair today, shorn tomorrow

Booze & Baccy Body Wash

Bald as a billiard ball or woolly as a mammoth, luxury is for every kind of body. Sweet as.

Booze & Baccy Bodywash [£18] 


Fondle your follicles

Booze & Baccy Shampoo

Haircare for brilliant blokes from Bognor to Bogotá. Bosh.

Booze & Baccy Shampoo [£19]


Great minds ink alike

Tattoo Salve

For men who wear their heart on their shoulder.

Tattoo After Care Salve [£18]


Born to rum

Captain Fawcett Hair Tonic

Soon may the Wellerman come, to bring us sugar and tea and rum…shall he or shanty?

Bay Rum Hair Tonic [£18]


Seas the day

Sea Salt Spray

He’s been a wild rover for many a day and he’s spent all his money on splendid hair spray

Sea Salt Spray [£18]


Keep balm and hairy on

(very punny - who writes this stuff?)

Private Stock Beard Balm

Give your chin rug a hug. For hirsute heroes of the first order.

Beard Balm [£19]


Lager than life

Beer'd Shampoo

Jump in the shower and hop for the best, the most brewtiful hair care for men.

Beer’d Shampoo [£19]


Don’t let your hair down

Captain Fawcett Pomade

Never throw shade on a man with Pomade.

Patent Pomades [£19]


Well oiled

Captain Fawcett Hair Oil

Head and shoulders above the rest. AHTH.

Hair Oil [£19]


Smooth as silk

Captain Fawcett Post Shave Balm

Delightfully soothing, toning and by Jove it smells divine!

Post Shave Balm [£19.50]


Hands on

Captain Fawcett Hand Cream

Give your man a mani! Keep winter hands supple and ready for the next adventure.

Expedition Reserve Hand Cream [£13.50]


Pogonophile Photography

Captain Fawcett Book

Inspiration for Beard lovers. Powerful portraits of magnificent men. Feast your eyes.

All Hail the Hirsute [£20]


Fully booked

Captain Fawcett Grooming Guide

A magnificent gift tome by Captain Peabody Fawcett. It was bound to happen. See what I did there?

The Quintessential Grooming Guide [£20]


In the bag

Captain Fawcett Tote Bag

Hand crafted from flour sacks discovered in the foothills of the Aravalli Mountains, totes amazing.

Tote Bag [£11]


Stay sharp

Leather Razor Case

Keeps a man’s favourite tools safe and sound whether home or away.

Handcrafted Leather Razor Case [£16.50]


Gorgeous Gifts for Gentlemen - under £50

You know how men are. Some are most particular. And others simply haven't a clue where to start! Rest assured this list of Christmas gifts with old school glamour will tickle his fancy, whatever that might be. I couldn’t possibly comment.

Old School Style

Badger Shaving Brush
Centuries of barbers swear by this traditional shaving essential. Looks splendid on the shelf!

Handsome is as handsome does

Synthetic Fibre Shaving Brush
Reinvigorate the ritual of your shaving routine with this magnificent vegan friendly shaving brush.

Nothing else comes close

Barberism Pre-Shave Oil
Developed by international master barber Sid Sottung for the closest of shave of your life.

Chin chin

Beard comb in leather case
For a sleek, well groomed, wonderfully strokeable beard. As used by Santa Claus. Allegedly.

A wee dram

Gentlemen’s Stiffener Gift Set
Please be upstanding for The Gentlemans Stiffener Malt Whisky Moustache Wax plus a snifter of blended Speyside Malt Scotch Whisky. Pure gallus.

Gold medal standard

Expedition Reserve Moisturiser
Gold award-winning skin care for men. For fellows who appreciate finer pleasures.

Suited to your style

Captain Fawcett Beard Oil
Nourishing, aromatic, luxurious. Beard care for men that turn heads.
50ml Beard Oil from £39


Booze & Baccy Survival Kit
Gentleman’s grooming concealed in a metal tobacco tin. Hide it under the the Christmas tree.

Fig & Olive

Scapicchio Shaving Soap
From the Italian barbershop of dreams. Gloriously scented for the ultimate shave experience.

Cutting edge

Captain Fawcett Razor with leather case
Edwardian innovation brought completely up to date. Simply a delight to use.

Space rocks

Nebula T-shirt
John Petrucci takes on the universe. A tribute to the infinite majesty of space, we have lift off!


Captain Fawcett Body Scrub
Powerful exfoliating sea salt scrub for men.
And those who like quoting Withnail & I.

A slow, comfortable shave

Disposable Blade Straight Razor
The pleasure and intimate closeness of a traditional wet shave. For homes and barbershops.

I should cocoa!

Moustache Guard Cup
Ceylon, Farewell, auf Wiedersehen, Good Night to tea-sogged whiskers. Cheers!
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Any resemblance between the characters and persons living or dead is purely coincidental.

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