Yes, indeed! Given the astounding popularity of Captain Fawcett’s very own hip flask, he has commissioned a brand spanking new limited edition! There are just 100 of these highly collectible pieces, each accompanied by a signed & numbered certificate. ’Owzat?.
Splendidly stylish, notoriously naughty and intoxicatingly handsome, this remarkable receptacle may be charged with one’s chosen tipple and used for toasting love, romance and friendship in all its many delightful forms. Furthermore, it fits easily into one’s pocket, knapsack, satchel, saddlebag and, indeed, sporran.
Bottom’s up!
Each hip flask is crafted in polished stainless steel. ‘Capt. Fawcett Limited’ is engraved upon the front, with a deep 3D pewter medal bearing the Captain’s monogram. On the back is a round window, around which ‘I'd Rather Have A Stiff One’ is engraved.
Supplied to Captain Fawcett by the most estimable craftsmen at AE Williams Pewter. Est. 1779.
Capacity: 5fl.oz/150ml
Flask dimensions: 103mm high x 90mm wide x 30mm thick
Your Limited Edition Stainless Steel Flask is specially designed to transport one’s preferred alcoholic tipple. Please be a good chap & avoid any liquids with high acidic content such as cordials or fruit juice... although why this may ever be considered is rather beyond me…
With the following care, this flask will provide years of faithful service:
