Get frisky with the whisky!
Captain Fawcett’s presents his latest, really rather daring Limited Edition Hip Flask!
Only 100 of these highly collectible pieces have been made. Each flask comes with a signed & numbered certificate and two nifty snifter cups, with a funnel to ease filling.
This remarkable receptacle may be charged with one’s preferred stiffener, just the ticket for warming your cockles. The flask slips smoothly into a suit, sporran, or, indeed, festive silk stocking. I say!
A word of advice…the last Limited Edition sold out within mere hours…
Bottom’s up! Mine’s a large one!
Each hip flask is crafted in polished stainless steel. ‘Capt. Fawcett Limited’ is engraved upon the front, with a deep 3D pewter medal bearing the Captain’s monogram. On the back is a round window, around which ‘'If it ain't stiff, it ain't worth a ****' is engraved.
Supplied to Captain Fawcett by the most estimable craftsmen at AE Williams Pewter. Est. 1779.
Capacity: 5fl.oz/150ml
Flask dimensions: 103mm high x 90mm wide x 30mm thick
Your Limited Edition Stainless Steel Hip Flask is specially designed to transport one’s preferred alcoholic tipple. Please be a good chap & avoid any liquids with high acidic content such as cordials or fruit juice... although why this may ever be considered is rather beyond me…
With the following care, this flask will provide years of faithful service:
