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We’ll Have no Humbug here! ’Tis the season to be jolly, blast it!

Posted on December 01, 2021 by Captain P. Fawcett

Not sure what to give your husband for Christmas? Or, indeed, one’s father, boyfriend, chauffeur or trusty valet…Then roll up, roll up and jingle your bally bells for Captain Fawcett is giddy as a school boy to announce a superbly splendiferous seasonal special!
 
Yes, indeed my ole chortlers for, the season of merriment, goodwill and flaming ruddy puddings looms large!
 
In truth there is but a month to go until the wonderful morning dawns and gentlemen across the land reach across their quilts and grasp their stockings to see if the chap with the beard has come up trumps!
 
And if, perchance, the Yuletide scrum isn’t quite your cup of tea, never fear. For whatever you may or may not believe, the Captain is here both present & correct!
 
So feast your eyes upon this rather magnificent festive gift offer available exclusively online directly from Captain Fawcett’s Emporium…
 

  • Spend £25 - and be rewarded with a rather nifty Ball Point Pen
  • Spend £50 - and receive a ball point pen along with a complimentary pack of Captain Fawcett’s very own Playing Cards
  • Spend £75 – and receive a ball point pen, playing cards along with a rather super felt Bearded Pennant
  • Spend £100 – and receive a ball point pen, playing cards, a bearded pennant along with a tip top Tote Bag
  • Spend £150 – and receive a ball point pen, playing cards, a bearded pennant, tote bag along with a terrific Captain Fawcett Tin Sign

What, no cuddly toy?!
 
Think you’ve remembered all that? I should bloody coco! That’s the Christmas presents all wrapped up in one click of a button., with a flurry of free stocking fillers to boot! Owzat?!

Get your skates on chums!
 
For this offer remains only while supplies last!

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Any resemblance between the characters and persons living or dead is purely coincidental.

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