And so we say goodbye to 2023. What a joyride!
This year discipline danced with defiance in an eloquent expression of individuality, and every decision left an indelible mark upon the vast canvas of time. The Right Hand Man embarked upon an epic two-wheel road trip, a renegade cowboy etched against the setting sun. His wild adventures delivered madcap anarchy at its most refined, so hang onto your razors, chums, as Captain Fawcett sums up another year of rebellion against the mundane!
Keeping A Stiff Upper Lip RegardlessTM.
Right Hand Man - 1
Wheels - 2
Countries - 31
Great Expedition - 71 Days
Ambassadors - 13
Distributors - 16
Barbershops - 118
Miles by Motorcycle - 13,267 & Counting
Total Mileage - Over 60,000
Litres of Fuel – 1,275
Kilos Gained - 5, Mostly Sausages
Bears in the Woods - 3, Do they? Obviously!
Ice-Creams - 6 million
Cable Car Rides - 2
Cases of Mistaken Identity - 6
Nose and Ear Waxes - Too Painful to Remember
Beard Trims - 45
Cups of Tea - 1,489
Slices of Cake - Undisclosed
Moments of Confusion - What?
Wasp Stings - 2
Misadventures on Public Roads - Multifarious
Impersonations of Local Wildlife - Numerous
Tilting at Windmills - Lifelong Habit
Arrests - Confidential
Showdowns with Hotel Receptionists - 3
Impromptu Folk Dancing - 7
Technology Mishaps - Countless
Twisties - Never Enough
Grip on Reality - Increasingly Tenuous
Breakfasts - 425
Moments of Cosmic Synchronicity - Infinite
Detected any peculiarities in this data? Feel free to alert the Captain’s mother who is currently on a top-secret botanical exploration with a Zen master of Serene Unconcern.
GREAT EXPEDITION STATS
Right Hand Man - 1
Wheels - 2
Days - 71
Countries - 27
Ambassadors - 7
Distributors - 14
Barbershops - 118
Miles - 13,267
LEG 1
Right Hand Man - 1
Wheels - 2
Days - 14
Countries - 3
Ambassadors - 0
Distributors - 1
Barbershops - 12
Miles - 2436
LEG 2
Right Hand Man - 1
Wheels - 2
Days - 26
Countries - 13
Ambassadors - 4
Distributors - 5
Barbershops - 36
Miles - 5280
LEG 3
Right Hand Man - 1
Wheels - 2
Days - 31
Countries - 17
Ambassadors - 3
Distributors - 8
Barbershops - 70
Miles - 5551