Dear Chums. Having so recently returned from the most superb National Beard and Moustache Championships in Lancaster USA, I find myself obliged to set off in pursuit of adventure and am heading once again for far away shores. I leave this very day, bound for the most mysterious of continents and intend exploring the Wild Coast of Africa’s Eastern Cape. Rest assured faithful friends that I shall return replete with tales of derring do and wonders seen! Warm regards. Fawcett.