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19 March

Posted on March 19, 2011 by Captain P. Fawcett

Hello Blinky. Have you come alone? He rasped. I reassured the fellow that I was indeed alone. He then began to ramble on, incoherent at times, suggesting a fiendish mysterious link between my friend The Sultan, Madame Betty ‘Clairvoyant to the Nobility’, Hassan the Egyptian Magician and Doris his charlady. He ranted on about the Shifting sands of Dahab, the Divine message contained within the great Pyramid, the Riddle of the Sphinx and The League of The Eastern Star. The man was clearly deranged, it grieved me to see such a once splendid fellow reduced to this, a veritable gibbering wreck. Good Lord! C.F.

25 February

Posted on February 27, 2011 by Captain P. Fawcett

On descending the main staircase this very morning, I notice an envelope on the hall mat, I quickly open it and read:
"Salutations Effendi, I am the Egyptian magician and I should like to be considered and audition for the recently vacated domestic position. Inshallah, Hassan"

How so? Queerer and queerer! Porridge calls, what. C.F.

 
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