Keeping a Stiff Upper Lip, regardless...

Jim Heising, Creator of ‘stachetastic

Posted on June 06, 2013 by Captain P. Fawcett

“With expertise in every shape and size mustache imaginable, from the Fu Manchu and Frisker to the Nose Mullett and Tickly Caterpillar, I can — at a glance — discern whether a person has been well-trained in finer aspects of mustache maintenance. 

True gentlemen are easily distinguished by the upper lip stiffness afforded only by Captain Fawcett’s Moustache Wax. Cheerio!"

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