By Appointment
“The Mustached American community believes in the sexually dynamic capabilities afforded to those who choose to engage their lip sweaters with Captain Fawcett’s.”
“I am very impressed and happy to bestow the virtues of your product to my friends, family and Moustache Mafia brothers.”
“Dear Captain Fawcett,
Your moustache wax arrived safely shortly after your call – thank you. I had a look at the website as advised and yes, it looks jolly fun and was a good upper-lip tonic to read! As for the wax itself, I have just used it and it certainly kept my perky tips erect.
Yours bewhiskerdly,
Atters”
“Captain Fawcett’s Moustache Wax is priced competitively, well packaged and a perfect size for travelling. It has a pleasant aroma, is ideal for that full soft look and great for everyday use.
Best Whiskery wishes
William Brown”
“She met the eyes of Captain Fawcett and admired the smooth bristles. “Do you wax it yourself?”, she asked…”
“Dear Sir,
Just a quick note to say that I am suitably impressed by the ennoblement of one’s stiff upper lip.
Keep in touch.”
“With expertise in every shape and size mustache imaginable, from the Fu Manchu and Frisker to the Nose Mullett and Tickly Caterpillar, I can — at a glance — discern whether a person has been well-trained in finer aspects of mustache maintenance. True gentlemen are easily distinguished by the upper lip stiffness afforded only by Captain Fawcett’s Moustache Wax. Cheerio!”
“I have recently started using Captain Fawcett’s moustache wax and think it’s brilliant, I liked it so much that we now stock it in our shop. It’s much stronger than previous waxes so holds the shape really well, also it smells amazing. We are big fans here at PAM.”
“Captain you’re my Rock Star Man! I can do so many things with the Stache. Your product is superior. I’ve tried them all – you ROCK!!
The product is the best I ever had. That’s Gospel. You have my express permission to use my picture and my statement in any fashion it will help you, if you need further statements as to my knowledge of the superiority of this product so it can become available here in the States, I have to have it shipped to me for my use.”
